Jerzy Buzek, prostitute-in-chief of Eldorado of Prostitutes, aka European Parliament, and Secretary General Klaus Welle today renewed the institution's stupid commitments to reduce its carbon dioxide emissions and make better use of energy, water, and paper.
The stupid commitments entail optimising waste management and including environmental guidelines in procurement procedures. Parliament signed its first environment policy pledge in 2004 and joined the voluntary Eco-Management and Audit Scheme(EMAS) in 2007. The latest external audit is currently underway.
Basil Venitis, twitter.com/Venitis, has proven that climate change is heliogenic, not anthropogenic. Nevertheless, carbonmonger kleptocrats, using buzzwords like carbon footprint and clean energy, are growing a socialist movement that won't actually benefit Gaia, but will make our lives miserable, spreading the cancer of socialism. Temperature fluctuations are only due to Sun cycles, but are used as an antivenitist instrument, not a real object of interest for socialists who camouflage the environmental game.
Venitis notes global warming is due to a persistent 1,500 year heat cycle, extending back over one million years. Natural factors include continental drift, mountain formation, deviations of Earth's orbit, volcanic activity, and solar variability. For a human generation, solar variability is the most important factor of climate change.
Buzek said: If we want to be credible, then we have to do our own homework. I am confident that we will achieve our goal of a 30% reduction in emissions by the end of this decade.
Eldorado of Prostitutes Vice-President Isabelle Durant(who has responsibility for EMAS) added: Parliament should not only pass legislation, but also set a good example. EMAS is a good tool to reduce our environmental footprint. Better use of resources also means better use of public money.
Cap-and-Trade does not cap environmental sin but merely trades a self-serving socialist agenda for economic misery. Environmental health and longevity has a shrine in venitism. This shrine, free from the yoke of excessive regulation, protects and rewards the good steward of conservation. It nurtures the economy, promotes venitist policies that ensure environmental immortality, and persecutes those who abuse our natural resources.
Basil Venitis asserts that anthropogenic global warming is the hottest hoax ever perpetrated on a global scale. Rather than being wary of venitism's ability to shepherd good energy and environmental policy, we should protect our flocks from promises of false profits made by antivenitist pseudoprophets. Climate scaremongers endanger the freedom and prosperity of homo sapiens.
Government is the greatest polluter. This polluter literally gets away with murder because of sovereign immunity. We should make government as responsible for its actions as everyone else is expected to be. Venitists protect the environment by first abolishing sovereign immunity. By turning to government for environmental protection, we've placed the fox in charge of the hen house! Governments control over 40% of land mass. Unfortunately, government's stewardship over our land is gradually destroying it.
Venitis muses that kleptocrats selling pollution permits to industry reminds us of the Catholic Church selling indulgences to sinners! Cap-and-Trade spreads the cancer of socialism and thus stifles innovation. We also know that strong economies innovate better than weak ones, but cap and trade weakens economies.
Eldorado of Prostitutes's key stupid achievements:
* 100% of Parliament's electricity already comes from renewable sources.
* A 17.4% reduction in carbon emissions per person was achieved between 2006 and 2009. MEPs were backfirng less! The overall goal is to reduce farting by 30% by 2020!
* More than 55% of waste is recycled or reused.
* A 17% reduction in paper consumption per person was achieved between 2006 and 2008.
* Bikes are available to staff in all three places of work.
* Hybrid and electric vehicles now included in the fleet.
* 100% Cap-and-Trade in backfiring. If an MEP ate beans one day and he felt like farting a lot, he would have purchaced farting rights from another MEP! Selling indulgences to farters could bring some extra backfiring income for nonfarting MEPs!
* Bush patrol in MEP offices is now done without lights!
* Water is not wasted now after MEPs siphon their pithons in toilets!
* Extra credit is given to MEPs who drain their lizards under the trees!
Venitis points out a freakish commercial of Greenpeace shows an angry child accusing all adults of destroying his future with global warming! Thousands of drones benefit directly from the global warming scare, at the expense of the ordinary consumer. Global environmental organizations, such as Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, and the Environmental Defense Fund, have raked in many billions of euros. Government subsidies for useless mitigation schemes are skyrocketing. Emission trading programs are at three hundred billion euros a year level, with large fees paid to brokers, those who operate the scams, and kleptocrats. Many people have discovered they can benefit from climate scares and have formed an entrenched alliance with mafiosi and kleptocrats.
The stupid commitments entail optimising waste management and including environmental guidelines in procurement procedures. Parliament signed its first environment policy pledge in 2004 and joined the voluntary Eco-Management and Audit Scheme(EMAS) in 2007. The latest external audit is currently underway.
Basil Venitis, twitter.com/Venitis, has proven that climate change is heliogenic, not anthropogenic. Nevertheless, carbonmonger kleptocrats, using buzzwords like carbon footprint and clean energy, are growing a socialist movement that won't actually benefit Gaia, but will make our lives miserable, spreading the cancer of socialism. Temperature fluctuations are only due to Sun cycles, but are used as an antivenitist instrument, not a real object of interest for socialists who camouflage the environmental game.
Venitis notes global warming is due to a persistent 1,500 year heat cycle, extending back over one million years. Natural factors include continental drift, mountain formation, deviations of Earth's orbit, volcanic activity, and solar variability. For a human generation, solar variability is the most important factor of climate change.
Buzek said: If we want to be credible, then we have to do our own homework. I am confident that we will achieve our goal of a 30% reduction in emissions by the end of this decade.
Eldorado of Prostitutes Vice-President Isabelle Durant(who has responsibility for EMAS) added: Parliament should not only pass legislation, but also set a good example. EMAS is a good tool to reduce our environmental footprint. Better use of resources also means better use of public money.
Cap-and-Trade does not cap environmental sin but merely trades a self-serving socialist agenda for economic misery. Environmental health and longevity has a shrine in venitism. This shrine, free from the yoke of excessive regulation, protects and rewards the good steward of conservation. It nurtures the economy, promotes venitist policies that ensure environmental immortality, and persecutes those who abuse our natural resources.
Basil Venitis asserts that anthropogenic global warming is the hottest hoax ever perpetrated on a global scale. Rather than being wary of venitism's ability to shepherd good energy and environmental policy, we should protect our flocks from promises of false profits made by antivenitist pseudoprophets. Climate scaremongers endanger the freedom and prosperity of homo sapiens.
Government is the greatest polluter. This polluter literally gets away with murder because of sovereign immunity. We should make government as responsible for its actions as everyone else is expected to be. Venitists protect the environment by first abolishing sovereign immunity. By turning to government for environmental protection, we've placed the fox in charge of the hen house! Governments control over 40% of land mass. Unfortunately, government's stewardship over our land is gradually destroying it.
Venitis muses that kleptocrats selling pollution permits to industry reminds us of the Catholic Church selling indulgences to sinners! Cap-and-Trade spreads the cancer of socialism and thus stifles innovation. We also know that strong economies innovate better than weak ones, but cap and trade weakens economies.
Eldorado of Prostitutes's key stupid achievements:
* 100% of Parliament's electricity already comes from renewable sources.
* A 17.4% reduction in carbon emissions per person was achieved between 2006 and 2009. MEPs were backfirng less! The overall goal is to reduce farting by 30% by 2020!
* More than 55% of waste is recycled or reused.
* A 17% reduction in paper consumption per person was achieved between 2006 and 2008.
* Bikes are available to staff in all three places of work.
* Hybrid and electric vehicles now included in the fleet.
* 100% Cap-and-Trade in backfiring. If an MEP ate beans one day and he felt like farting a lot, he would have purchaced farting rights from another MEP! Selling indulgences to farters could bring some extra backfiring income for nonfarting MEPs!
* Bush patrol in MEP offices is now done without lights!
* Water is not wasted now after MEPs siphon their pithons in toilets!
* Extra credit is given to MEPs who drain their lizards under the trees!
Venitis points out a freakish commercial of Greenpeace shows an angry child accusing all adults of destroying his future with global warming! Thousands of drones benefit directly from the global warming scare, at the expense of the ordinary consumer. Global environmental organizations, such as Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, and the Environmental Defense Fund, have raked in many billions of euros. Government subsidies for useless mitigation schemes are skyrocketing. Emission trading programs are at three hundred billion euros a year level, with large fees paid to brokers, those who operate the scams, and kleptocrats. Many people have discovered they can benefit from climate scares and have formed an entrenched alliance with mafiosi and kleptocrats.
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